Dan Aykroyd Loves Art (Especially Titi-an)
E. Buzz Miller’s Art Classics
E. Buzz Miller…..Dan Aykroyd
Christie Christina…..Laraine Newman
Announcer: And now, Public Access Cable Television Channel D presents.. “E. Buzz Miller’s Art Classics”.
[ dissolve to E. Buzz Miller and Christie Christina sitting on a couch in a darkened room ]
E. Buzz Miller: Good evening, welcome to Public Access Cable Channel D, this is “Art Classics”. I’m your host, E. Buzz Miller. And my lovely guest to my left here is Miss Christie Christina, and she’s opening at the Coach & Pull Bar tomorrow night. But enough talk, let’s get right to tonight’s art classics.
[ E. Buzz holds up painting of naked woman lying on a bed ]
E. Buzz Miller: Now, the first one here is called Venus of Irbino, and it was painted in 1538 by a guy in Venice. And, this is for real, his name is spelled T-I-T-I-A-N. Titian! Honest to God!
Christie Christina: [ giggles profusely ]
E. Buzz Miller: He’s a very famous respected artist, and this is a bona fide art treasure. And I don’t think anybody could disagree that this is a really nice painting of a broad on a couch! How about you, Christie? You’re an artist.
Christie Christina: Well.. I’m an artist and an entertainer! [ giggles profusely ]
E. Buzz Miller: Yeah, right! [ laughs ]
Christie Christina: [ giggles profusely ] But I think she’s very heavy.
E. Buzz Miller: Well, of course.. but, back then, that’s the way they liked them. You know.
Christie Christina: Oh. [ giggles profusely ]
Read the whole (hilarious) transcript here
Anybody have this video online?
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