Lines From Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic,” Modified to Actually Make them Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day… of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades’ worth of lottery tickets.
A black fly in your Chardonnay… poured to celebrate the successful fumigation of your recently purchased vineyard in southern France.
A death row pardon two minutes too late… because the governor was too busy watching Dead Man Walking to grant clemency any earlier.
Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” (mp3) (in which she clearly has a tenuous grasp on the definition of “irony”)
Sonya wrote:
This is great! I always wondered why no one called her on her shit.
Posted on 25-Jan-07 at 10:34 am | Permalink