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Danny Lyon, an incredible photographer who has made unforgettable images of, among other things: biker gangs, Texas penitentiaries, the Civil Rights movement, and demolition in Lower Manhattan in the ’60s, recently came up with 10 suggestions for New York City.

#10: Tax incentives and cash rewards up to $10,000 for each person brought over from the Other Side. Any citizen who befriends a criminal, prostitute, or drug addict and/or pusher, and through that friendship, example, employment, or encouragement, makes that person into a useful and nonpredatory citizen, shall receive that amount. There is no limit on the number of people you can bring from the Other Side, nor the amount you can earn in this socially beneficial program. Good luck.

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